DR. SCHMUCK'S FINAL WASH 

The good doctor has been murdered and his devoted secretary/office assistant has called a last meeting of his patients to see whodunit!!

Your Suspects:

Miss Stern:  Your hostess for the evening.  She aparently has no issues, but who knows what is lurking in her secret past and what she is up to...!!!

Billy B. Admouth:  The foul-mouthed Billy works for the Mobile Water Service System and does odd jobs for a shady figure named Guido.

Gertrude (Goody) Gudenhot: Studying to be a Nun. "Goody" hopes to enter the Convent of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion. She has no obvious source of income. Has crossed the line of the doctor-patient relationship with Dr. Schmuck, at his instigation. Schmuck has misused her for the last time!

Imin DeNile:  Considers himself a superhero; defender and protector of toilets, urinals and septic systems. Aka "Sewer Man"; runs plumbing business of the same name. Dabbles in chemical concoctions as a hobby. Dr. Schmuck has recently decided to leave Sewer Man’s septic service and hook up to the city sewer – a great betrayal!

Ivanna Steele: Urgent need to steal without economic motive. Ivanna has relapsed, due to the debt Dr. Schmuck has incurred with Ivanna and her "cousin" Guido. Guido is furious and Ivanna can’t take the pressure of being caught between her cousin and the doctor she adores. Hiding a big secret about her past, as well as her relationship with Guido.

Sam(antha) Anilla:  Consumed with a fear of germs after childhood trauma when her whole family was poisoned by spoiled pork…from her pet pig, Fluffy. Tormented by the thought of all germs, Sam has gotten worse, and blames Dr. Schmuck for the widespread plague that will surely come...

Shirley Imnotwell: Believes she is terribly ill; Dr. Schmuck was the first doctor to support her claims. Shirley also believes she has a "hotline" to God, and God is very angry with Dr. Schmuck since Shirley found out some startling information about her "medication.

"Tim-Kim Tuinme:  Tim-Kim are sharing one body split equally down the middle, representing a unique solution to the age-old problem of war between the sexes. But all is not well with Tim and Kim…and Dr. Schmuck has been taking deceitful advantage of the situation!

Miss Wright-Secretary/Office Manager: Dr. Schmuck’s Secretary/Office Manager -- she is unusually organized. Studying to be a physician herself, Miss Wright is free with her opinions and diagnoses of Dr. Schmuck’s patients. She thought Dr. S. would support her application for a prestigious fellowship to further her studies…but he stabbed her in the back for his own selfish reasons!

Dr. Schmuck would want you to be comfortable, so you may dress however you feel. If you wish to wear something that, for instance, expresses your inner child, you are welcome to do so - bring your teddy bear, pacifier, blankie - anything that comforts you. If you are on a pass from a local hospital, please feel free to wear your pajamas, fuzzy slippers and robes as we try to figure out who "cleaned up" Dr. Schmuck!